Cody. 17. from new hampshire, nothing special. I'm into art, music, anything i guess. celebrity crush? emma stone. no questions asked, no second thoughts. smoke meth & hail satan. thats cool, i guess. want to know more? just ask. i dont bite. thats gross.
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that911:

stepsan:

Hold on one blasted minute….PRACTICE?!?!?!? Crazy ass Aussies guh too haad yo

Aussies get V8 Supercars and we get Nascar.  WTF. 


'Murica
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theperksofbeingdornish:

ohanameansfamily24:

-behindbars:

the-grand-highboob:

thusmylife:

b1ush:

condescendingchristian:



oh my god

As a person from California, this is 100% accurate

As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate

As a person from England I was so confused because I forgot you use the Fahrenheit system 

50 degrees in England 
100 degrees in England

 

I don’t know why I found the skeletons so funny, it’s almost like they’re dancing really sarcastically?

they’re british skeletons of course they’re dancing sarcastically. 


Oooh burn
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im-not-a-climbing-frame:


landofstarsandrobots:

countries:

No shit Sherlock

in other breaking news, matches can cause fire

Breaking news: Water is wet


This just in: people will hurt you no matter how much you trust them
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